Title: An Idiot’s Guide to Christmas Author: klmeri Fandom: Star Trek AOS Rating: PG-13 Characters: McCoy, Kirk & gang Word Count: 17,067 Warnings: themes of depression, alcoholism and of course Jim Kirk-hijinks Summary: AU; Grandma got run over by a reindeer because, sorry, Santa was drunk. Or, in other words, Christmas isn’t the jolliest time …
[ 2014] An Idiot’s Guide to Christmas
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An Idiot’s Guide to Christmas (4/4)
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Epilogue Santa Hates Idiots… A Little Less At the end of Leonard’s tale, Jim wants to know, “Why are you both looking at me?” Leonard sighs. He says to Spock, “It’s bad. I know it is. For what it’s worth, I’m sorry about the set. You can give me the rest of my points… and …
An Idiot’s Guide to Christmas (3/4)
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Chapter 3 Santa Hates Himself Jim changes from a once-and-a-while nuisance to a regular nuisance, as though by joking with (or rather, at) Leonard in the break room is permission to direct all his Kirkian charm at his designated victim. And, yes, Leonard is definitely feeling like a victim at the moment, if he is …
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Chapter 2 Santa Hates Kids “I didn’t tell anybody,” Montgomery Scott says to Leonard the next day as Leonard climbs in through the open warehouse. “Tell ’em what?” Leonard grunts, dusting off dirt and fresh sawdust from his jeans. Scott leans close and, after a furtive glance at their surroundings, whispers, “About you hating gays.” …
An Idiot’s Guide to Christmas (1/4)
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Chapter 1 Santa Hates Christmas The man obviously spit-shines his shoes. Leonard is a tiny reflection in them, right near the tips. It makes him feel insignificant, and that makes him angry. “Do you care to explain what happened?” the impeccably dressed man with the shiny dress shoes is saying. “Mr. McCoy… Mr. McCoy?” “No,” …
[ 2014] Update Post
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Title: An Idiot’s Guide to Christmas Author: klmeri Fandom: Star Trek AOS Pairing: pre-Kirk/McCoy Summary: AU; Grandma got run over by a reindeer because, sorry, Santa was drunk. Or, in other words, Christmas isn’t the jolliest time of year for one Santa Claus in particular. During his holiday gig, Leonard is plagued by someone who …